So here's the worst car ever on Craigslist.

"Rainbow" (rainbeaux) 02/10/2015 at 21:25 • Filed to: None

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Presented without comment.

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/487151…

GhostZ > Rainbow 02/10/2015 at 21:30

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I feel like this is some kind of high art.

Jedidiah > Rainbow 02/10/2015 at 21:30

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Lost it at the chandelier

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Rainbow 02/10/2015 at 21:32

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12/10 would LeMons.

AJ Feldman (alecmets2011) > Rainbow 02/10/2015 at 21:34

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God, this thing has it all...

Chandelier, Maury graphics, two-tone rims

What else could you want?

Garrett Davis > Rainbow 02/10/2015 at 21:35

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CodyVella > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 02/10/2015 at 21:46

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Would't even strip it. Cage it and run it as-is.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > AJ Feldman (alecmets2011) 02/10/2015 at 21:47

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No no, more than just Maury graphics... It has Maury endorsement; signature on the dashboard!

TopSirloin > Rainbow 02/10/2015 at 22:01

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I'm shocked that I found no grammatical erros in that CL posting.

Rainbow > TopSirloin 02/10/2015 at 22:05

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Good point. I do actually like how it sits if it was just a better color with better wheels and no graphics. So if the price was low enough to make that happen, I'd trust this guy to have at least been competent enough to care for it.

TopSirloin > Rainbow 02/10/2015 at 22:07

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No way is the CL poster the person who owned and did that to that car. My bet is that the bank took the car and is now stuck trying to sell it.

Rainbow > TopSirloin 02/10/2015 at 22:09

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Or maybe.... Maybe this car actually belongs to Maury himself. PLOT TWIST.

TopSirloin > AJ Feldman (alecmets2011) 02/10/2015 at 22:09

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It has implied paternal obligations. That's the kicker for me.

blacktruck18 > Rainbow 02/10/2015 at 22:10

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Impala with hydraulics, you're doing it wrong.

Rainbow > blacktruck18 02/10/2015 at 22:11

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It's not even hydraulics, though. It's pneumatic. That's an air tank, apparently.

TopSirloin > Rainbow 02/10/2015 at 22:11

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Eh, I think it's more Montel Williams speed.

Hey, y'all, watch this! > Rainbow 02/10/2015 at 22:12

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I want to meet the mad genius behind this.

blacktruck18 > Rainbow 02/10/2015 at 22:13

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Ya, it's airbags. But the ad called it hydraulics so....

Funktheduck > Rainbow 02/10/2015 at 22:20

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Go buy it. I would be able to spot you out driving.

Funktheduck > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 02/10/2015 at 22:20

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That would be amazing

Rainbow > Funktheduck 02/10/2015 at 22:21

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I could give it an Oppo paint job!

Funktheduck > Rainbow 02/10/2015 at 22:24

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Leave it as is. It would be funnier that way. You can give anything the oppo paint. Your car as is would fit with the old orange and white or current striped.

DuckDraper > Rainbow 02/10/2015 at 22:26

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No fucking way! This is the most ridiculously ghetto car I've ever seen.

Rainbow > Funktheduck 02/10/2015 at 22:26

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That's actually a good point.... If I had the money for a wrap, I would absolutely design an Oppo livery.

Funktheduck > Rainbow 02/10/2015 at 22:29

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Go get some plastidip and tape it off. If it sucks you could peel it off. Or you could tape off just the stripes like it is now

Rainbow > Funktheduck 02/10/2015 at 22:30

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True, true. Still, one project at a time. I gotta figure out how to mount my mudflaps before anything else.

Funktheduck > Rainbow 02/10/2015 at 22:34

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HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Rainbow 02/10/2015 at 22:44

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I'd be real swell if the owner/driver was a white dude.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Rainbow 02/11/2015 at 02:12

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i'll buy that for a dollar!

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Rainbow 02/11/2015 at 10:43

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Dat baby don;t look like me